Thing of the Day

2x4's. They're useful for many things, including but not limited to:
Building houses.
Making frames.
Stirring things.
Frustrating comedy sketches.
Walking across great spaces.
Hobo satchels.
Shade.
Working out.
SOS signals.
Propellers.
Skis.
Stilts.
Tapping someone on the shoulder who is out of reach.
Making a loud noise.
Drumming.
Scraping things.
Funny hats.

If you can think of other uses, feel free to comment below.